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Sunlight on a Broken Column

Columns

But before I leave you cold and alone in a world you never knew, I suppose that I have some wrapping up to do. You demand some denouement in the tragedy of my leaving, for surely there are some of life's sexy little mysteries I have not yet addressed. Please allow me to complete you now.

7.28.2004Adam Kinesis

Adam Kinesis' Glory Hole

An Open Letter to the Sex Industry

Columns

Why can't the sex industry develop a legitimate sex toy for men? Not the "lifelike" rubberized triple-input Jenna Jameson-looking fuck dolls that are already widely available, hanging like corpses from the walls of porn stores everywhere. When I want to fuck someone, and someone isn't around, I’m not going to stick my dick into a mannequin.

7.14.2004Adam Kinesis

Adam Kinesis' Glory Hole

What I Knew of Kelly, Conclusion

Columns

At the end of the summer of 1995, Kelly left for dancing school in Florida. That was what Kellys did. They loved you and they laid you and they left for dancing school in Florida. It was an important lesson in heartbreak, I thought, and I was positive that I’d never hear from her again.

6.2.2004Adam Kinesis

Adam Kinesis' Glory Hole

What I Knew of Kelly, Pt. 3

Columns

Adam celebrates National Masturbation Month with part 3 of his serialized story of teenage lust: With most of the girls I met online, it was a one-night stand, for the same reason that many real-life stands only last one-night: It's the post-orgasmic realization that the person whom you’ve just fucked is a disgusting idiot.

5.19.2004Adam Kinesis

Adam Kinesis' Glory Hole

What I Knew of Kelly, Pt. 2

Columns

Adam celebrates National Masturbation Month with part 2 of his serialized story of teenage lust.

5.5.2004Adam Kinesis

Adam Kinesis' Glory Hole

What I Knew of Kelly, Pt. 1

Columns

The Glory Hole celebrates the coming of summer with a serialized story of young lust: I had a thing for Kellys back then. Kellys had dirty blonde hair, emerald eyes, new breasts, and bikini bottoms that never seemed to stay on. Kellys said "fuck." A lot. That night, she was my first target.

4.21.2004Adam Kinesis

Adam Kinesis' Glory Hole

This is a Column about Sex, Redux (with Apologies to Will Leitch)

Columns

And in the present atmosphere of watch-what-you-say, watch-what-you-doism, it's impossible to talk about handjobs without rubbing a lot of people the wrong way.

3.24.2004Adam Kinesis

Adam Kinesis' Glory Hole

God Give Me (Curious) Strength

Columns

This is not the definitive Altoids blowjob story; this is just my Altoids blowjob story.

3.10.2004Adam Kinesis

Adam Kinesis' Glory Hole

The couple that jerks together works together!

Columns

Adam examines the burgeoning interest in porn among women.

2.25.2004Adam Kinesis

Adam Kinesis' Glory Hole

Houston, We Have a Dumbass: Adam Kinesis at Super Bowl XXXVIII

Columns

The object, of course, is to celebrate football and to make money, and not necessarily in that order. That's not to say, however, that there wasn't a lot of fun to be had in the process.

2.11.2004Adam Kinesis

Adam Kinesis' Glory Hole

Lost in Transgender

Columns

Sofia Coppola’s clitoris, and what it tells us about the state of women in Hollywood.

1.28.2004Adam Kinesis

Adam Kinesis' Glory Hole

The Glory Hole Grab Bag

Columns

Spaniards are easy and Japanese are shallow, but booze works on everyone: fascinating factoids from the wacky world o' sex.

1.14.2004Adam Kinesis

Adam Kinesis' Glory Hole

The 2003 Made-Ya-Wets

Columns

2003 may not have been the wettest dream any of us ever had, but it could have been worse. At least it wasn’t 1987. While Dick Clark irons his tux and his face in preparation for tonight’s big ball-drop, let’s tiptoe through the two-lips of MMIII and review the stuff that most inspired us to detonate our loins in luscious harmony. Introducing the Glory Hole’s first annual Made-Ya-Wet Awards!

12.31.2003Adam Kinesis

Adam Kinesis' Glory Hole

Fa La La la Lahhhhhh...: Adam Kinesis' Sexy, Sexy Gift Guide

Columns

With a little help from Adam Kinesis, it's going to be a white Christmas after all!

12.10.2003Adam Kinesis

Adam Kinesis' Glory Hole

Starfuckers, Inc.

Columns

Or: I Found My Thrill on Paris Hilton

11.26.2003Adam Kinesis

Adam Kinesis' Glory Hole