Shit and sex don't mix that's why hands down; anal sex is one of the most feared sexual practices within society. The two taboos that surround this act are that the pain outweighs the pleasure gained, and that it is not a "clean" practice. And, I hate to say it, but both misconceptions are well founded. If most of the time it's not comfortable to expel something out of your ass then general logic would assume that putting something in would not be pleasant either. Common sense would also make you tend to not want anyone or anything near the orifice that expels shit.
We all have had enough experience with suppositories and fanny thermometers during our childhoods to swear us off sodomy for a lifetime. Today, anal sex is a commonplace in lurid fantasies and "wild" sex stories. Lubricants have made the pain factor easier to withstand. But there is no one magic product that can make your ass smell like something other than ass. There are some alternatives you could employ to your daily hygiene routine, but they are just as gaudy as the act itself.
The problem with the anal area is that it needs too much attention. Skid marks are a sign that we are sometimes unable to get to all the debris encrusted in our nether region. It takes a great deal of effort to be completely clean, and nothing short of a water-jet can get rid of all your excess excrement. That's why the popularity of colonics is increasing. This process cleanses the whole colon by inserting tubing up your rectum and flushing water through it. The water, in turn, rids the colon of all the waste in it, leaving you oh-so-fresh and clean. This process cleans deeper than the enema because it purifies the whole colon, not just the rectum. The only tricky part of a colonic is that you need a fair amount of time and money to go through the procedure, and you never know ahead of time when you are going to engage in anal sex. That's why I am going to give you other alternatives.
Vaginal douches are not just for the coochie, you know? You can use this product to make your ass immaculate, like taking a stroll down the beach. Just follow the directions on the box, substituting anus for vagina. It's a relatively easy procedure. If you feel embarrassed buying this at the pharmacy, there are some household instruments that can help you get spotless. An ear syringe is a handy item to have around because it can clean the muck out of your ears and ass. Just fill it up with water, insert, pump and voila! Instant freshness. When you think of a turkey baster you normally don't think of hygiene, but this kitchen item can be helpful in deep cleansing your rear. It works the same way as an ear syringe or a douche, but you have to prepare it for easy pain-free insertion. Take the baster and smooth it up with some sandpaper, ridding it of those coarse edges, fill it with water, lube it up and you are ready to go. It's a practical solution for a dirty predicament. These three products can help you get sanitized, but if you don't have the time or the items just take a shower, lather up your index and middle fingers and pop them up your hole, repeat the process until you are confident all the crud is annihilated.
Anal sex is not an easy task to endure, but for those who dare to undergo it, it can be a most enjoyable experience. Just rid yourself of all bowel residues and anything else that will make you self-conscious. Lube up, take a deep breath, and enjoy.
